| A burning painus within the anus! Weez gessin' it alls startud when gra' ma wuz in tha out-house, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthun feerce. Shur `nuff, earlier she'd gottin' inta a new batchuf sauce weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums frum, cuz her `ole sphincter wuz on fire, und she shur was screamin'! |