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RUDE & CRUDE

A few of our totally tasteless (but very tasty) hot sauces that are all packed up and ready to go.

Screaming Sphincter Screaming Sphincter
Weez got heer sum great tastin' sauce that's shur as heck gar-in-teed ta put a burn...
X Hot
Price: $6.50
Rectal Rocket Fuel Rectal Rocket Fuel
Get ready for blast off! A highly volatile concoction, Rectal Rocket Fuel combines sizzling scotch bonnet and...
XX Hot
Price: $5.95
Hemorrhoid Helper Hemorrhoid Helper
Dr. H.E.M. Rhoid says, "There's nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain and...
X Hot
Price: $5.95
Toxic Waste Toxic Waste
Bubbling over with extreme heat, Toxic Waste Extract Sauce combines habanero peppers and pure capsaicin extract...
XXX Hot
Price: $7.95
Ass Kickin' Salsa Ass Kickin' Salsa
Whoa Baby - this is one hot salsa..! Extra thick and chunky, with pinto beans, fresh onion, cilantro...
X Hot
Price: $7.50
Colon Cleaner Colon Cleaner
An elixir of maximus capsaicin extremus! Imported from Barbados, Colon Cleaner is a fiery island-style tonic...
X Hot
Price: $6.50
Habanero Cajun Seasoning From Hell Habanero Cajun Seasoning From Hell
Shake on sweltering hot cajun flavor with this Creole spice mix from hell. Straight from the Bayou...
X Hot
Price: $5.50
Habanero Mustard From Hell Habanero Mustard From Hell
Spicy mustard lovers will welcome this condiment with open arms and a big glass of water..!
X Hot
Price: $4.95
Rude & Crude Rude & Crude
Six totally tasteless (but very tasty) sauces that are all packed up and ready to roll.
Price: $43.95
Roadkill Bar-B-Q Roadkill Bar-B-Q
"If it tastes too strong, It's been dead too long." Specially formulated to enhance and/or cover the...
Mild
Price: $6.50
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