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RUDE & CRUDE

A few of our totally tasteless (but very tasty) hot sauces that are all packed up and ready to go.

Ass Kickin' Salsa Ass Kickin' Salsa
Whoa Baby - this is one hot salsa..! Extra thick and chunky, with pinto beans, fresh onion, cilantro...
X Hot
Price: $7.50
Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa
Well, just ask Ricky-Joe Bathwatur. He's sort of like a legund, cuz he's tha man that drank-down...
X Hot
Price: $7.50
Old Fart "Beans of Fire" Old Fart "Beans of Fire"
This combustible concoction takes baked beans to a whole `nother level! As legend has it...
Medium
Price: $6.50
Choke Your Chicken Choke Your Chicken
Rub your clucker! Don't stroke it. CHOKE IT! With this zesty wing sauce.
Hot
Price: $9.50
Psycho Bitch Psycho Bitch
PMS in a bottle! Firegirl (The hottest superhero ever!) eats habanero peppers for strength and drinks...
X Hot
Price: $6.50
Scorned Woman Scorned Woman
Hell hath no fury. Beware the scorned woman! Been looking for a sauce that sits up and...
X Hot
Price: $5.50
Rectal Rocket Fuel Rectal Rocket Fuel
Get ready for blast off! A highly volatile concoction, Rectal Rocket Fuel combines sizzling scotch bonnet and...
XX Hot
Price: $5.95
Roadkill Bar-B-Q Roadkill Bar-B-Q
"If it tastes too strong, It's been dead too long." Specially formulated to enhance and/or cover the...
Mild
Price: $6.50
Rude & Crude Rude & Crude
Six totally tasteless (but very tasty) sauces that are all packed up and ready to roll.
Price: $43.95
Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally
An unruly concoction of fiery habanero peppers, fresh vegetables, vinegar, garlic, lime juice and salt.
Hot
Price: $5.95
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