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A few of our totally tasteless (but very tasty) hot sauces that are all packed up and ready to go.

Psycho Bitch Psycho Bitch
PMS in a bottle! Firegirl (The hottest superhero ever!) eats habanero peppers for strength and drinks...
X Hot
Price: $6.50
Rectum Ripper Rectum Ripper
So I get this sample of sauce in the mail the other day and it's called Rectum Ripper. I think, no way...
X Hot
Price: $5.95
Ass In Space Ass In Space
It's ass-tronomically hot! In a galaxy far, far away...An evil pepper sauce of an unknown...
X Hot
Price: $5.95
Mean Devil Woman Mean Devil Woman
The sauce-a-teer's at Cajun Radar Foods have packed the very essence of this woman in a bottle.
X Hot
Price: $6.50
Pleasure & Pain Pleasure & Pain
This naughty little sauce is going to hurt you with the pleasure of an endorphin rush - a kind of...
XX Hot
Price: $5.95
Scorned Woman Scorned Woman
Hell hath no fury. Beware the scorned woman! Been looking for a sauce that sits up and...
X Hot
Price: $5.50
Ultimate Burn Ultimate Burn
Highlighted in many national news and magazine articles, this sassy sauce combines sweet potatoes, mango puree, habanero...
Hot
Price: $6.50
Shyster Sauce Shyster Sauce
Judicial Flavors has created this award winning smoky barbeque sauce with the temerity of the finest habanero peppers.
Hot
Price: $6.50
Choke Your Chicken Choke Your Chicken
Rub your clucker! Don't stroke it. CHOKE IT! With this zesty wing sauce.
Hot
Price: $9.50
Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa Screaming Sphincter Habanero Salsa
Well, just ask Ricky-Joe Bathwatur. He's sort of like a legund, cuz he's tha man that drank-down...
X Hot
Price: $7.50
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